A message to the politicians of Northern Ireland:
If you have to make a living by selling your brain, your values, your ability of individual thought and expression to that of a party machine, a four-line whip, toeing an age-old religious doctrinal line or as a desperate measure to hold onto your source of finance by appeasing your electorate in an effort to maintain your seat at the next election, let me reassure you of something: it doesn't have to be like this. There is help. You don't have to sell yourself in this way. You don't have to allow your conscience to be controlled and your freedom of thought to be enslaved and chained. There is a way out. There is an alternative way to live a life that you can be proud of.
Choose the life of freedom: get f**ked for a living! (Literally, not metaphorically like you already do.)
We all love you.
We all believe in you.
You can do it!